TAYLOR^TM IS THE NAIVE, WIDE-EYED YOUTH NEWLY HIRED AT THE FACTORY. HE'S BRIGHT, BUT HASN'T SEEN A LOT. HE LIKES SKATEBOARDING, COMIC BOOKS, VIDEO GAMES AND GIRLS.

MOLE^TM IS TAYLOR'S BEST FRIEND. HE'S NOT TERRIBLY ENTHUSIASTIC; THE ONLY REASON HE WORKS AT THE FACTORY IS BECAUSE TAYLOR TALKED HIM INTO IT. HE'D MUCH RATHER BE AT HOME WATCHING TV.

FANCY^TM IS THE RECEPTIONIST AT THE FACTORY. SHE'S NOT VERY FRIENDLY, AND FREQUENTLY MAKES CRACKS ABOUT WHAT A RAT HOLE THE FACTORY IS. HER FAVORITE THING IS TO GIVE THE WORKERS A HARD TIME.

CATNIP^TM IS NOT THE SALTIEST PEANUT IN THE TURD. HE IS ALWAYS CHEERFUL AND FRIENDLY BUT IS RARELY VERY INTERESTED IN WHAT HE'S DOING AT THE FACTORY. SUBSEQUENTLY, HE IS USUALLY GIVEN THE CRAPPIEST JOBS.

FRANK^TM IS THE OPPOSITE OF TAYLOR: WORLD-WEARY, CYNICAL AND UNTRUSTING. HE HAS LITTLE PATIENCE FOR THE NEW HIRES. HE JUST WANTS TO DO HIS WORK AND BE LEFT ALONE.

LEON^TM HAS WORKED AT THE FACTORY SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME. HE IS WISE AND SYMPATHETIC AND MUCH MORE PATIENT THAN CRANKY DUDE. HE ENJOYS TRAINING THE NEW HIRES AND OFFERING HIS GRANDFATHERLY ADVICE.

MR. BICCIOTTE^TM (PRONOUNCED BIG SHOT) IS THE BIG FAT CAT WHO RUNS THE FACTORY. HE IS THE WORST BOSS IN THE WORLD TO WORK FOR. HE IS MEAN AND UNCARING AND EVERYBODY HATES HIM.